It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

  1. You've swallowed a planet!
  2. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?
  3. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!